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Merry Christmas to ALL, and to all a good high
So much WTF ‘Tis the season of my annual Bar None Christmas post, where we all gather around the monitor and roast our nuts on the fire of my love for you. i hope that you got everything you wanted...
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Booze Revooze: Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
Aren’t we all? Before we get into the shit, let me just rub something in by telling you that, yes, once again, we had a movie in Yeaman before ya’ll in Rest-of-the-World. Here’s the peroxide proof of...
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Dregs of the Week: Cara Delevingne & Michelle Rodriguez: Full Court Press
Too young? Half your age plus 7 inches, baby! Here’s my New Year’s resolution, for more shit like this to happen. For hot bi girls to get mega drunk and make out with top models in public. My New...
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Dregs of the Week (January 12, 2014): Golden Globules
Jacqueline Bisset in the Bar None wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper January 12, 2014 And the sinner is… My favorite reality show is now awards ceremonies. OK, i’m not 100% convinced that...
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Dregs of the Week (January 19, 2014): Golden Glands
Ben Affleck in the Bar None Afflecker You know me (and if you don’t there ought to be a law), i’m in it for the laughs. So far be it from me to “out” a drinker in recovery, but apparently not so far...
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Frieber!
Bieber Drunk in the Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the Shot for a WallpaperJustnie i heard the news today, and, oh boy, i’m at a loss. As a Functional Alcoholic Slurperson (Temporal) and tender...
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0-5 Shots Booze Revooze: Out of the Furnace (2013)
Sometimes your battles lose you From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Pearl Jam – Release [Press 'Play' for what the movie was shooting for but missed] Ramblings: Out of the Furnace leaves me cold...
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0-5 Shot Booze Revooze: RoboCop
Normally, i’d be all about posting screen shots of the film to prove i was there, but i got in an argument with the unemployed guy who sat beside me (in Yeaman, the unemployed get a discount for...
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The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview with Maura Grierson
You know how i saw RoboCop before any of y’all did because it came out 2 days early here compared to the States? Well, we could weigh the pro and cons of this until the cows come home and ask us what...
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0-5 Shots Booze Revooze: The Grand Budapest Hotel
Ramblings: A Penthouse Sweet Before ya’ll get your collective panties (and you oughta stop with that, it’s all kinds of not sanitary) about how i’m bullshitting my way through this review because The...
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0-5 Shots Booze Revooze: 300: Rise of an Empire
From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Black Sabbath – War Pigs Download: black-sabbath-war-pigs.mp3 [Press 'Play' for the original version. The end credits have a mix of this, but when i bought the...
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The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview with Christina Jeffs
There are tons of ways to get lucky, and they’re all good. Proof of that is how i got lucky with Christina Jeffs. Who is Christina Jeffs? What if i told you she went by ‘Venice’ in Martin Scorsese’s...
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7 *Real* Reasons You Will Never Succeed
You know me, i’m not gonna lie to you or if i do, i’ll tell you first or just right after. Unfortunately, there are fuck tons of people out there who are going to lie to you and the only reason...
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0-5 Shots: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Marvin Gaye - This I Know Download: trouble-man-by-marvin-gaye.mp3 [Press 'Play' for the song that is all Cap'n missed when he was frozen, according to The...
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0-5 Shots: The Amazing Spider-man 2
From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Alicia Keys ft. Kendrick Lamar – It’s On Again...
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10 Alternate Uses of Powdered Alcohol
(9 if you don’t include the one everyone already though of.) Palcohol, powered alcohol for the movers and martini shakers out there, is trying to get approval. Staying on top of things is what i do...
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Dregs of the Week: Drunk in an Elevator
Cara Delevingne Kissing Girls Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper From the juiced-box and dedicated to Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel, Kate Upton and Cara Delevignge… Aerosmith –...
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0-5 Shots: GODZILLA (2014)
From the juiced-box and the film: Elvis Presley – Devil in Disguise http://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/elvis-presley-devil-in-disguise.mp3 [Press 'Play' for what happens in Vegas doesn't stay...
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0-5 Shots: X-Men: Days of Future Past
From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Roberta Flack – The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face http://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/roberta-flack-the-first-time-ever-i-saw-your-face.mp3 [Press...
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0-5 Shots: Maleficent
[AllKHallism: i feel it only fair to point out to those of you new to the Bar None that, while i may be reviewing a child's film here, there is NOTHING appropriate for children in this Booze Revooze....
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